Mike Bonner's Rambles

This picture has been taken in the nature reserve local to Bumble hole by Colin Buswell.

Mike Bonner's Book Titles

1. How to be happy without money.
This book costs £189.00.
2. Carpet Laying by Walter Wall.
3. Dating Period Furniture by Ann Tiek.
4. How to make an Igloo by S.K. Mow.
5. I had a ploughman's lunch the other day then he punched me
6. Eating prunes gives you a good run for your money.
7. How do you get down off an elephant, you don't you get down off a duck.
8. A beautiful blond went into a bank and asked for a cash withdraw, the assistant asks can she I identify herself .
She ruffles through her handbag and pulls out a small mirror, glances at it and says, yes it is me alright.

Picture by Colin Buswell Words by Michael Bonner

The WWW's

I have been asked about the WWW's in our Club does anyone know who they are?.







Words and Picture by Colin Buswell

Mikes Laughs

Hey my Dentist advised me the best way to save my teeth.

1. Brush after every meal
2. Regular checkups at the Dentist
3. Keep your nose out of other peoples business.

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How does Michael Jackson pick is Nose.

From a Catalogue

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a lion.

A terrified Postman

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Words by Mike Bonner

Laugh a Minute

My grandad used to race pigeons - but he never used to win.

My cat is so clever, I sat it down by the fire, and said to it,
What is 2-2 and the cat said nothing.

A elderly Jew was arranging his funeral with the Rabbi. At the end of the discussion he said Oh I have forgot my Champion European Pigeon must be buried with me. The Rabbi said, we don't bury pigeons in our cemetery, the elderly man said that he had asked the local vicar to bury the pigeon, but he wanted £50.00. The rabbi thought for a moment and replied. Why did you not tell me that it was a Jewish pigeon!!.

Included by Mick Bonner

Report for August 2008

Total number of web site hits on September 1st was 3715

A walk local to Hinksford lead by Pam Orwell

Thursday night walks have now ended for a further twelve months and the month of August seemed empty without them. We have been informed by the Thursday night secretary that the two months that they were running was a very successful period of time and we can only now wait until 2009 for the walks to start up again.

A stile local to Alverley Country park

Walks during August have been completed with only one being cancelled due to the awful dull / wet weather that seems to have prolonged itself through the complete period of the month.

The walks continue to start from the official meeting point of Birmingham Street car park as advised by the Club rules, although there are some grumbles from one of our walking days, about the necessity of having this meeting point. Changing this would amount to leaving members stranded for various reasons in Stourbridge and therefore not able to get to the start of the days walk which would be many miles away.

This starting point appears to satisfy the remainder of the Club members who walk on all further five walking days.

Author Colin Buswell

Pioneer Great Witley walk

I pioneered my Great Witley walk 21-08-08 with Brett Workman and his Eight year old grandson Jacob, who is a club member. Was he tired after the walk? He sat in the car for the 20 mile journey back home reading a book, and then wanted to go & play with his friends .
The walk consisted of the 3 hills, and what hills they are, Brett and myself found the going a bit tough but young Jacob kept up a steady pace for the whole 5 miles.

The clock tower at Abberley built in 1883 known locally as Jones's Folly (after the builder) stands at 49 meters high and cost £12,000 to build.

Posted by Brian Adams

Ooooh! That's better.

Bob after walking 4miles round Kinver Edge Staffs.

Posted by Brian Adams