Laugh a Minute

My grandad used to race pigeons - but he never used to win.

My cat is so clever, I sat it down by the fire, and said to it,
What is 2-2 and the cat said nothing.

A elderly Jew was arranging his funeral with the Rabbi. At the end of the discussion he said Oh I have forgot my Champion European Pigeon must be buried with me. The Rabbi said, we don't bury pigeons in our cemetery, the elderly man said that he had asked the local vicar to bury the pigeon, but he wanted £50.00. The rabbi thought for a moment and replied. Why did you not tell me that it was a Jewish pigeon!!.

Included by Mick Bonner