Mike Bonner's Book Titles
1. How to be happy without money.
This book costs £189.00.
2. Carpet Laying by Walter Wall.
3. Dating Period Furniture by Ann Tiek.
4. How to make an Igloo by S.K. Mow.
5. I had a ploughman's lunch the other day then he punched me
6. Eating prunes gives you a good run for your money.
7. How do you get down off an elephant, you don't you get down off a duck.
8. A beautiful blond went into a bank and asked for a cash withdraw, the assistant asks can she I identify herself .
She ruffles through her handbag and pulls out a small mirror, glances at it and says, yes it is me alright.
Picture by Colin Buswell Words by Michael Bonner
