Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Mike Bonner's Rambles

This picture has been taken in the nature reserve local to Bumble hole by Colin Buswell.

Mike Bonner's Book Titles

1. How to be happy without money.
This book costs £189.00.
2. Carpet Laying by Walter Wall.
3. Dating Period Furniture by Ann Tiek.
4. How to make an Igloo by S.K. Mow.
5. I had a ploughman's lunch the other day then he punched me
6. Eating prunes gives you a good run for your money.
7. How do you get down off an elephant, you don't you get down off a duck.
8. A beautiful blond went into a bank and asked for a cash withdraw, the assistant asks can she I identify herself .
She ruffles through her handbag and pulls out a small mirror, glances at it and says, yes it is me alright.


Picture by Colin Buswell Words by Michael Bonner