Date 24 September 2009 Number of hits on Web site is 5115
Mike Bonners Laughs.
1. I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother in law to the airport.
2. I've been in love with the same women for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me.
3. What are three words a women never wants to hear when she's make love? " Honey I'm home."
4. Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night, only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
7. My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a water bed. My wife called it the dead sea.
8. She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. I was just in London; there was a six hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.
10. The doctor gave a man six months to live. The man could'nt pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months.
11. The doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, " Mrs Cohen, your cheque came back." " Mrs Cohen answered, " So did my arthritis!"
12. Doctor. "you'll live to be sixty" Patient " I am sixty" Doctor. " See ! What did I tell you?."
13. A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, " Doc, how do I stand?. The doctor says, " Thats what puzzles me!".
14. Patient. " I have a ringing in my ears. " Doctor don't answer!.
15. A drunk was in front of the judge. The judge says, " your've been brought here for drinking. " The drunk says " Okay, lets get started."
Words by Mike Bonner. Picture by Colin Buswell
